Wow! This post was supposed to be about Wal-Mart. However, I googled the words "My arch nemesis" trying to find a fun picture to include in my post when one of the search results caught my eye. My search brought up this lovely jewel-an ad from craigslist (featured in the best of craigslist).
Date: 2008-05-07, 2:49PM PDT
I've been trying to think of ways to spice up my life. I'm 35 years old, happily married with two kids and I have a good job in insurance. But somethings missing. I feel like I'm old before my time. I need to inject some excitement into my daily routine through my arm before its too late. I need a challenge, something to get the adrenaline pumping again. An addiction would be nice, but, in short, I need a nemesis. I'm willing to pay $350 up front for you services as an arch enemy over the next six months. Nothing crazy. Steal my parking space, knock my coffee over, trip me when Im running to catch the BART and occasionaly whisper in my ear, "Ahha, we meet again". That kind of thing. Just keep me on my toes. Complacency will be the death of me. You need to have an evil streak and be blessed with innate guile and cunning. You should also be adept at inconsicuous pursuit. Evil laugh preferred. Send me a photo and a brief explanation why you would be a good nemesis. British accent preferred.
I have no words to even begin to comment. It's funny, but at the same time it is really creepy. Although, being a professional arch nemesis would be a rather cool job. In these hard economic times, maybe it is worth a shot. It would look great on a resume! :)
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Thursday, June 25, 2009
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24 comments:
So that guy wants to pay someone to be mean to him? Weird!!
So strange!
Um, wow.
That is hilarious. And just a little bit creepy... wait, no, very creepy.
"British accent preferred"... hillarious!!! wonder if anyone responded to this..
That is hilarious! Must be a hoax, or just a weird-o!
I laughed out loud at this. ha!
That made me laugh really hard. Perhaps I could earn some extra cash for school.
ok, I laughed at that but then I started to think about it and it is down right creepy! If I wasn't overseas I could use a little cash! HA HA HA!
WTH! There's some way out people on Craig's List!
Hopefully that's a joke, but it's definitely the strangest thing I have EVER read!
Oh my word. What the heck???
That's awesome. I would totally do that job!
I just laughed out loud when I read it! Especially the part about wanting a British accent. Can we expect another blog about wal-mart? ;-)
Muuuuuhahahahaha!!!!!!!
That is too hilarious!
Hahahaha that's hilarious!
bhahahah! too funny. (and...Wal mart is my arch nemesis too)!
thats a lil odd
haha, that was on craigslist??? whoa!
This is the funniest AND strangest thing I've seen in a long time. That is way out there. I think that would be a fun job for some extra cash...haha!
WWWhhhhhaaaaattttt???!! Is this for real?!! Your kiddin?!!
This is great! It's ONE of the funniest things in awhile! Ha! I love you posted about this!
Your just a wonderful! Ha! :)
Where do I sign up??? Hahaha! But for reals I'd totally be someone's pain in the ass for $350, heck yeah!
Hope you're having a great weekend!
;)
omg I got such a kick out of that! SO funny!
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